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This is both ridiculous and incredible at the same time. Breakups can be hard. But maybe stuffing the ex in question into a sleeping bag, bound around the wrists and ankles, and driving into the woods to dump her isn’t the best of ways to get closure. Not that this stopped an unemployed 60 year old from Shizuoka, Japan who last month, did exactly this with his statuesque supermodelly (1.7 metres tall, 50 kg) girlfriend. The body was found son after by a couple walking their dog, who got the police on the scene.
Pink Tentacle tells that
Police retrieved the body and immediately launched a criminal investigation. But several hours later, when forensic pathologists began to unwrap the “corpse” to perform the post-mortem, they realized it was actually a state-of-the-art sex doll. Seeing themselves as victims of a malicious prank, the authorities vowed to track down the perpetrator and charge him with interfering with police business.
According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”
Apparently the man in question later heard about the fuss and went to the police, getting charged with illegally dumping under the countrt’s Waste Management Law. Should you wish to break up with a real woman, I can’t suggest his route, but Yelp has some more suggestions. And speaking of dead supermodels, I’m reminded of this August shoot from W magazine. Kinda liking the oversized bow.
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